Put the lettuce, tomatoes, onions in a bowl.

Crisp up the bacon in the micro.

While the bacon is cooking, start making the dressing.

All you have to do is put the mayo, salt/pepper, and dash of milk in a container and shake until smooth. If you like a thicker dressing, use less milk. If you like a thinner dressing, add more milk.

Then mix all together and enjoy!